Hilarious and Funny Travel Quotes
for Millennials in 2019
By DAN FORTEZA
Funny Travel quotes are a great way to get inspired and at the same time to bring fun and entertainment. There is a simple reason for that: they keep the travel persona in you going! Whenever you are not able to travel for whatever reason, a funny travel quote may help you sometimes to get you moving! So here some of my Funny Travel Quotes collection.
Hi there! First of all, I am Daniel from the Philippines. If you don’t know my story yet, feel free to read this article where I talked about myself becoming a digital nomad. This article was also featured on TripZilla Philippines.
Let me know which one is your favorite funny travel quotes. Enjoy!
Funny Travel Quotes for Millennials
Friends: Why are you always gone?
Me: Why are you always here?
Dear Flight Attendants,
If you see I’m asleep when you’re serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up.
Sincerely, I want my money’s worth.
I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation.
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
Traveling solo does not mean traveling alone. Most often, you meet awesome people along the way and make connections that last a lifetime.
Physically I’m here. Mentally, I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.
My friends don’t ask ‘How are you?’, they ask ‘Where are you?’
Go to work.
Open computer.
Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours.
Close computer.
Go home.
On my flight home, I’m already planning my next trip.
Packing tip: Never unpack so you’re already packed to go next time.
The hardest part about traveling is saying goodbye to friends you’ll probably never see again.
