Hilarious and Funny Travel Quotes
for Millennials in 2019
By DAN FORTEZA
Funny Travel quotes are a great way to get inspired and at the same time to bring fun and entertainment. There is a simple reason for that: they keep the travel persona in you going! Whenever you are not able to travel for whatever reason, a funny travel quote may help you sometimes to get you moving! So here some of my Funny Travel Quotes collection.
Let me know which one is your favorite funny travel quotes. Enjoy!
Funny Travel Quotes for Millennials
Friends: Why are you always gone?
Me: Why are you always here?
Dear Flight Attendants,
If you see I’m asleep when you’re serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up.
Sincerely, I want my money’s worth.
I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation.
Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
Traveling solo does not mean traveling alone. Most often, you meet awesome people along the way and make connections that last a lifetime.
Physically I’m here. Mentally, I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.
My friends don’t ask ‘How are you?’, they ask ‘Where are you?’
Go to work.
Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours.
On my flight home, I’m already planning my next trip.
Packing tip: Never unpack so you’re already packed to go next time.
The hardest part about traveling is saying goodbye to friends you’ll probably never see again.