Hilarious and Funny Travel Quotes for Millennials

Hilarious and Funny Travel Quotes
for Millennials in 2019

By DAN FORTEZA

Funny Travel quotes are a great way to get inspired and at the same time to bring fun and entertainment. There is a simple reason for that: they keep the travel persona in you going! Whenever you are not able to travel for whatever reason, a funny travel quote may help you sometimes to get you moving! So here some of my Funny Travel Quotes collection.

Hi there! First of all, I am Daniel from the Philippines. If you don’t know my story yet, feel free to read this article where I talked about myself becoming a digital nomad. This article was also featured on TripZilla Philippines.

Let me know which one is your favorite funny travel quotes. Enjoy!

Funny Travel Quotes for Millennials

Friends: Why are you always gone?
Me: Why are you always here?

FRIENDS_ WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GONE_ ME_ WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE_

Dear Flight Attendants,
If you see I’m asleep when you’re serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up.
Sincerely, I want my money’s worth.

Dear Flight Attendants, If you see I'm asleep when you're serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up. Sincerely, I want my money's worth. funny travel quotes

I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation.

I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS. TURNS OUT I JUST NEED A VACATION.

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport. funny travel quotes. funny travel quotes

Traveling solo does not mean traveling alone. Most often, you meet awesome people along the way and make connections that last a lifetime.

TRAVELING SOLO DOES NOT MEAN TRAVELING ALONE. MOST OFTEN, YOU MEET AWESOME PEOPLE ALONG THE WAY AND MAKE CONNECTIONS THAT LAST A LIFETIME. funny travel quotes

Physically I’m here. Mentally, I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

Physically I'm here. Mentally, I'm in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.

My friends don’t ask ‘How are you?’, they ask ‘Where are you?’

MY FRIENDS DON'T ASK 'HOW ARE YOU?' THEY ASK 'WHERE ARE YOU?' funny travel quotes

Go to work.
Open computer.
Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours.
Close computer.
Go home.

GO TO WORK. OPEN COMPUTER. SCROLL FOR PLANE. TICKETS FOR 6 HOURS. CLOSE COMPUTER. GO HOME.

On my flight home, I’m already planning my next trip.

on my flight home I'm already planning my next trip funny travel quotes

Packing tip: Never unpack so you’re already packed to go next time.

packing tip_ never unpack so you're already packed to go next time. Funny travel quotes

The hardest part about traveling is saying goodbye to friends you’ll probably never see again.

The hardest part about traveling is saying goodbye to friends you'll probably never see again. funny travel quotes

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